Like a dictator, huffishly looking over his hopeless country, Adam Toth mocks the entire world, which spins full of video-game-loving individuals. From Seattle to East Seattle – and possibly further – there exists a generation-spanning crowd of couch-surfing, controller-clenching gamers simply stunned by Toth’s November 12^th blog post concerning one “Crash Bandicoot.” All known acquaintances broke contact with the tube for a necessary moment of bewilderment, asking, in mass unison, “Adam, what the f**k man? Don’t you know that what escalates Mario Kart above Crash Team Racing is its arrangement of classic characters?”

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