Single mom looking for love, no cannibals please
Published: March 15, 2010
Updated: March 20, 2010
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“Peter Pan Girl” Interracial, 23, Widowed |
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| My name is Peter Pan Girl. I grew up on a small island off the coast
of Catonia. My parents were eaten by cannibals when I was only 6 so I’ve had to grow up quickly. |
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| I’m on the short side, approx. 4′8. I have short blonde
hair… I guess you could call it a .. “pixie cut” leave that up to you to decide green, sparkley, spandex tube top dresses. What can I say? They make me feel sexy. |
People tell me I look like Tinkerbelle… but I’ll| Looking for | |||||||||
| I’m looking for someone who was also orphaned at a young age
so that we can engage in a project that I have been planning for most of my life. This project is entitled: Project 2.0; The Lost Boys. Project 1.0 was a failed attempt… and I don’t like to talk about it. My Project 2.0 partner will also have to be enamored with the idea of never growing up and must be compfortable with a move to Neverland as that is where the Project will be based out of. Preferably my man will have … ‘boyish’ good looks.. reddish/brown hair, brown eyes and have an affinity for green tights and pirate fighting. |
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Best idea since the O’Reilly Factor for Kids!
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