Seattle ‘ninja’ impales self on fence
Published: November 17, 2009
Updated: November 22, 2009
ninja courtesy of swordplaya.com
At around 11:15 p.m. Monday, Seattle Police responded to an unusual call.
An intoxicated 25-year-old who told officers he was a ninja had impaled himself on a post after attempting to jump a five-foot fence on 7th Avenue between Cherry Street and James Street, according to The Seattle Times.
This happened after a 41-year-old man, also highly intoxicated, tried to enter a sports bar near 6th Avenue and King Street The ‘ninja’, not employed by the bar, attempted to block the man from entering. What started as an argument resulted in a more physical fight between the two.
The older man chased the younger into the street, and the ‘ninja’ attempted to jump the fence, impaling himself in the process.
“Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities,” said the police report.
After the ninja was impaled, the older man called the police to say he had been assaulted. The police arrived, heard the 25-year-old’s screams and found him on the fence, bleeding heavily with the metal spike sticking out of his butt.
The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center and questioned by police.
Neither man will be arrested on suspicion of assault.
….holy SHIT. wtf???
“Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities,”
I nearly lost it here. That was in the police report? Too funny.
It was, according to The Times
Just goes to prove…Ninjaing and drinking don’t mix
BAHAHAHAHA CLEARLY HE WAS OVERCONFIDENT IN HIS ABILITIES
BRB; DYING HAHAHAHAHA
I’m dressed like Superman. Shoot me!
Is this real? What news source?
Obviously he was from Los Angeles or ay the very least California