“The popular Nantucket Reds pants originated at Murray’s Toggery Shop on Nantucket.”

First of all, what the hell is a Toggery Shop? Toggery? That sounds like a Dickensian profanity or something. “Toggery and hoffenstuff, Heinrich! You shan’t be stealing away my Nantucket Reds anytime soon!”

Also- Nantucket Reds pants? Despite the bottle cap’s insistence that these pants are popular, I highly doubt it, as I’ve never ever ever heard of them. Ever.

Upon investigation, I discover the Murray’s Toggery website which is indeed marketing Nantucket Reds pants in a variety of hideous colors and styles. My favorite is the  ”Castaway Embroidered Corduroy” which one can customize with:

Pheasants

Snowmen

Lobsters

embroidered all up and down the legs.

And only $155.00 [plus shipping]!

Thanks for the heads up Nantucket Nectars!